New Merch Drop: "Only a Sith Deals in Absolutes" IS an Absolute
It happens every time. You're in the middle of a Star Wars debate (laying out a perfectly reasonable binary like "Disney SW ≠ Lucas SW" or "Mythic Continuity vs. Canon/Lore") and then someone shows up with the nuclear option: "Only a Sith deals in absolutes." Delivered with full confidence. Mic drop energy. Case closed. Except... that line IS an absolute. 😄